1st Week!!

Well, that's my first week done. And it was all pretty easy. This President thing's gonna be a piece of cake. For realz!!

I met the guy who's giving me his house. Totally awesome!! I was like, "Thanks so much for giving me your house, dude!" He didn't really say much but I think he's cool with it. Anyway, we went round and I told him all the changes I was going to make - putting my Peter Petrelli posters up and fitting a bigger T.V. It rocked!! Ooh, I also want one room that's like totally blacked out: everything painted matt black - even the lightbulbs. And it's gonna have joss sticks for ambience and stuff. That's gonna be where I write songs on my acoustic guitar. It's gonna be so frickin cool! The babes are gonna love it!

I've written a new song, actually. It's called "I'm The President of Your Love". The first verse goes like this:

I'm the president of your love
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm gonna swoop down from above
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
And take you to the big new house
Yeah
With many many rooms, where I'm gonna
Love you, baby...

(to the melody of Another Brick in the Wall) ... and then I'm gonna ask Snoop Dogg to rap about something. It's gonna blow Kanye out the frickin water!!!

Well, I'm gonna go now. The headaches are back and I've got this craving for something but I don't know what. The white guys say it'll pass and I shouldn't take any more aspirin. But they don't understand...

Peace out.

B.O

p.s. Who cut this dog's hair? Whoever it was obviously had no idea what they were doing. The fringe is way too short and doesn't suit the delicate features of the pooch's face.