I'm IN!!!!

Yo!!!

I WON!!!!

And I get a new house! For realz! They told me before and I was like, yeah right. It's true though: A frickin HOUSE!!!!

Everyone was crying and shit, and they were wearing T's with my face on and stuff like that. It was AWESOME. (I've had my face on a T-shirt before, but that was at my stag weekend and it wasn't so good coz Brian got sick from eating mud and Philpot turned gay.)

Anyway... I totally got laid. YESSSSSSS!!!!! Not one of the hotties with my visage on their boobies but still... Michelle was like, "Mr President" and I was like "Mrs President..." and we did it baaaaaaaaad! Have discovered "Presidential priviledges". Touchdown!!!!

I'm pretty tired now though. I'm gonna have me a B-nap. It'll be my first sleep in like 143 hours. The whole trip, going round, waving and stuff, was pretty full-on, so the white guys kept giving me coffee with the aspirin pills they were feeding me. I told them I didn't have a headache but they said I'd get one if I didn't take the pills. Anyway, that was STRONG mochachocalatte...

And I guess tomorrow it's down to business and stuff. First up... I'm gonna make Heroes three times a week. Totally!!! (Sometimes I pretend I'm Peter Petrelli and I'm like stopping time and flying and stuff, and then BAM, do some crazy lightning hand shot or something. It kicks ass.)

Well. Gotta go.

Peace out.

B.O.

p.s. I found this pic of a dog. He's wearing shades and has got this thing on his nose. How the hell did he manage it with just paws? And who's he hiding from? Whoever's persecuting the dog, leave him alone, ok? Seriously. LEAVE HIM ALONE.