Philpot

Yo!!!

So Philpot told me what a "Mancrush" is. Since he became gay at my stag party , he's been telling me all about gay life and stuff. It's interesting shit, dudes! Like, when you turn gay, you don't have to pay for anything. ANYTHING!!! And, because you stop thinking about girls and stuff, your IQ goes like through the roof!!! Totally! It's amazing! And I think he was going to tell me more but then Michelle walked in the room and Philpot said he had to go because it just got cold. Michelle was like, "Bye Philpot," but I don't think he heard her coz he just walked out.

Anyway... apparently a Mancrush is when a straight dude is allowed to do it with another dude (and his wife has to let him) - but only if the other dude is a celebrity. (Although Philpot said that as I'm a celebrity now, I could pick a civilian and that would be okay.)

But he didn't seem to like my answers. I wasn't allowed Peter Petrelli coz Philpot says he's not real (Err... hello? He's on T.V right in front of me?). Sir Ian McKellen was too old. And Shaquille o'Neal was too tall. Apparently there's criteria or something. He was like, "They don't have to be a celebrity!" but I pretty much only know celebrities now - apart from Philpot and a few others. Eventually, when I picked Brian, he told me I didn't get it.

But he says there are other times when it's okay for a straight dude to be gay:

1. After sports.
2. If you joke about it afterwards.
3. Mancrush scenario.
4. If you're close friends.

It's so frickin' cool having a gay friend. You learn so much!!!

Peace out.

B.O.